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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via unescapable)

beautyinallusions:

The best song in the history of music.

(via perfect)

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

(Source: bowlingforsoup, via orgasm)

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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(via orgasm)

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(via unescapable)