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dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

(Source: mechapuppy, via hate)

  • mom: *gets into car*
  • me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*